let's go!

number of lemmings saved this weekend: 6 billion
number of lemmings killed this weekend: 30 billion
number of friends lost this weekend: 1 (unrelated to the lemmings)


as promised, new hair:


it's more purple than that, but i ain't that hot with cameras.

and while the photos are out...

my gorgeissimo


ratta!! this is gytha. don't be deceived by this picture - she is actually very very fat. this brings much entertainment on my part.


this is esme. she died a few weeks ago, so fatty-bum is on her own now.


pub-age calls. i'll update all you adoring fans later

i can sing a rainbow...

ooh... new hair colour! what will it be?!

i'll keep you in suspense until it's done

the wheels on the bus don't move

i have come to the conclusion that buses just don't bother when it's the school holidays. god bless west midlands travel.

i'm getting worried that i now recognise people on the buses i get in the morning. soon i'm sure i will know all their names too. this is a very good sign it's time to move in with adam. oh, for the joy of being able to go back to sleep after he's left for work.

just need to sort out some money then... urm...that phone number i needed was round here somewhere.

well, i'm off now to pretend i live the high life. wearing a skirt, vest top, sandals, sunglasses, drinking coffee in the street cafes....

...of wolverhampton. let's just forget that last bit heh?

*pokes blog*

mmm...needs more decoration...